Johnny Francisco, Johnny wasp sting, always refer to yourself in the third person, funny football badges, boxing encyclopaedia, font of all useless general knowledge, take days off work to watch baseball or five hour long films, Win, the Charlatans, Everton, the Tartan Army and that other team. The best politician that never was; when asked for an interview on his policies ‘Nah, that’s not my kind of thing!’ What a character.